Happy Father's Day!

It’s good to be a man, isn’t it, men? “Why?” you women may be asking?
1: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2: A 5-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
3: When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
4: Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you ... unless you’re playing hockey.
5: Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.
6: Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7: You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
8: Gray hair and wrinkles only add character to men.
9: If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
10: The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
That’s why-:o)

Happy Father's Day!